Pizza Hut Buffet: Human kinds last common link to good value

Pizza Hut Buffet: Human kinds last common link to good value

by: Guy Alaimo

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The year is 2235 and it’s been 200 years since a few Western powers decided to take on China in World War Three. Nuclear Warfare decimated the modern world, sparing only small pockets of people in Central Africa and several southern Pacific islands. Of course, a few elite survived the nuclear fallout, but very few people remember what was the great Pizza Hut Buffet Era of 1994-2035.

Go back to May 8th, 2009. A 24-year-old door to door salesman enters a Collingwood, Ontario Pizza Hut and eats 12 slices of pizza, 6 breadsticks and 3 helpings of macaroni and cheese. How much does he pay for his meal? : $8.48 CDN after taxes.

His effort is considered humble at best, as in his yesteryears he was capable of eating 24 pieces of pizza, 12 breadsticks and 5 helpings of macaroni and cheese. Still, he manages to get his money’s worth in a time where getting value for your money is less common than meeting someone who doesn’t dress like a homeless person to look cool.

It is for these reasons why the Pizza Hut Buffet must be preserved. Arguably the best tasting pizza in the world, Pizza Hut’s generosity at their all-you-can-eat buffet is one of the most beautiful gestures towards mankind since McDonalds sold cheeseburgers in Canada for 59 cents, before the ten per person limit.

Pizza Hut Buffet: At participating Pizza Huts everywhere.

Price: $7.99

When: Lunch from 11:30 am - 1:30 pm

What: Pizza of all sorts: Hawaiian, Pepperoni and Cheese, Meat lovers, Canadian, Mushroom and Bacon, Thin crust, Dessert Pizza, breadsticks, pasta salads, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, garden salad.

The closest Pizza Hut to Victoria, B.C that offers a buffet, is a 45 minute drive north in Duncan B.C.